FUNNY STATUS FOR ALL TYPES STATUS

FUNNY STATUS

  • Sabako maalum hai ki ladakiyaan kharchaaur nakhare😏 bahut karati hai😄😅…. ab jab tum log unake kharche💰aur nakhare😏 nahin utha sakate to unako apani gf👫 banaane ke liye kyu mare😍 ja rahe ho…

  • Jurm bas itana hai mera saahib 😞… main usaki saheli pe bhi marata hoon...
  • Shaayari likhane se ladakiyaan impraiss hoti hai aisa suna hai….. chalo valaintinais day tak ye bhi karake dekh lete hain ….

  • Ek ladaki ke aage usaki saheli ki taareef karana…. paitrol pump par sigaret peene ke baraabar hai😂..

  • Ye naya saal aapaki jindagi mein dhamaal machae 😄, aap ek gf kee dua karo aur chaar aae 😂.
  • Maana dil samandar hai mera , par kasam aapaki machhali ek bhi nahin hai....

  • Log badi besabri se nae saal ka intajaar kyon karate hain…. jabaki ukhaadana agale saal bhi kuchh nahin hota inako...

  • Apane doston ki hamesha suna karo, kyonki unake ghar mein unaki koi nahin sunata....

  • Ladakiyon ko khush rakhane ka tarika …. unaki taariph se jyaada unaki saheliyon ki burai karo...

  • Na dhundhana mujhe is duniya koi tanhai mein…… thand bahut hai aur main ghusa pada hu apani rajaee mein.......

  • Chhoti si baat ne dost ko dushman bana diya … jab mainne balb 💡 kee jagah pankha chala diya..

  • Jo dost kaha karata tha zindagi bhar saath nibhaunga , traiphik 🚦 pulis 👮 ko dekhate hi mujhe raaste mein chhod gaya..

  • Kuchh log chutai hokar bhi singal hote hain aur kuchh log mutai hote hue bhi teen-chaar seting kar jaate hain..

  • Paiso💰ki baat na kar pagali😏….jitana tune dekha nahi hoga…utana maine udhaar le rakha hai..

  • Sikha tha guitar jise pataane ke lie ab aardar aaya hai usi ki shaadi mein bajaane ke lie...

  • Ghar vaalo chinta hai isako kon milegi, or dosto chinta hai isako or kitanee milegi 😀..

  • Gile shikave dil se na laga lena,kabhi ruth jau to mana lena,kal ka kya pata ham ho na ho,isalie jab bhi miloon,kabhi samosa aur kabhi paani puri khila dena…..

  • Kaash koi hamaare paas bhi aata aur kahata ki- ‘ye lo “blank chhaiquai” aur nikal jao meri bete ki jindagi se....

  • Apoon ke gali me sambhaal ke aana pagali ..! agar pair phisal gaya to sidhe mohobbat men giregi.......

  • Jis din vo meri salamati ki dua karati hai…us din gold phlaik bhi jeb mein tut jaati hai…..
  • Na vapha ka jikar hoga na vapha ki baat hogi ab mohabbat jisase bhi hogi aixam ke baad hogi…...

  • Kaala dhan aur malya ko laane ke liye artel 4g garl ko bhejo …jo ladaki pahaad gufa mein 4g netavark la sakati hai, vo kuchh bhi la sakati hai

  • Jab‬ dusro 👤ko ‪tren‬ 🚂mein baithaane jao to pura dabba hee ‪hasinao‬ 👩 se bhara rahata hai … ‪saala‬ 😭jis din khud👨 ‪baithane‬🚊 jao sab 60+ vaale ‪‎khusad‬ 👳bhare milate hai….. 😭

  • Ek to ladakiyaan vaise hi nahin patati.. upar se ye saavadhaan indiya vaale aise dikhaate hai jaise ham paida hi aparaadh karane ke lie hote hain !

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  • Na vakt itana hain ki silebas pura kiya jae, na tarakib koi ki egjaam paas kiya jae, na jaane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne na roya jaay aur na soya jae....

  • Ek dayalog bachapan se sunate aa rahe hain… “apane aap ko pulis ke havaale kar do”, ye pahali baar sun rahe hain… “pulis ko mere havaale kar do!” kejareevaal...

  • Aajakal privet skul ki maidam ki umr itani kam ho gai hai ki bachche sidhe pataane ke jugaad me lag jaate hai....

  • Duniya mein har insaan ka alag naam hai, lekin jab ham bhid mein aavaaj lagaate hain..”abe kamine” kasam se 10 mein se 8 log palatakar dekhate hain....

  • Brekap 💔 vaali ladaki dum kuchali hui naagin 🐍 ki tarah hoti hai ghaayal bhale ho magar jahar pura hota hai....

  • Aajakal to bachcho ko itane nambar aate hain 98.8% , 99.2%, 99.6% hamen to sirph itana bukhaar aata tha...

  • Rod par joging karne vaale ham jaise bando ko sabase jyaada, khatara un aantiyo aur kanyao se hota hai..jo subah subah draiving mein phd karane nikalati hai.....

  • Pahali baar chollaigai jaane vaali ladakiyaan yahi sochati hai ab to kalpana chaavala banakar hi yahaan se nikalungi….. lekin nikalati hai kisi ki bhaabhi banakar....

  • Meri vaali shaayad jyaada hi gareeb hai…… isalie vo na to whatsapp par hai, na facebook par, aur na hi twitter par… lagata hai “anapadh” bhi hai bechaari....

  • Agar koi ladaki kabhi bhai bol de to ghabaraana mat,ek thappad lagaakar bolo idhar kya kar rahi ho ghar jao....

  • Jo ladakiyaan baat – baat par apane bhai se pitvaane ki dhamaki diya karati hain … unake bhai khud apani girlfriend ke bhai se dar dar ke ji rahe hote hai.....

  • Dil chaahata hai zor – zor se taliya bajau aur beech mein usaka munh ho.....

  • Baat napharat ki hoti to shiddat se karate , mohabbat se to apana 36 ka aankada hai....

  • Mukaddar mein raat ki neend nahi… to kya hua…?? ham bhi mukaddar ke sikandar hain… dopahar ko so jaate hain…..

  • Ek vaqt tha jab hamaare ghar mein bhi sakun tha …… aur phir ek din main paida ho gaya😁...

  • Pahale ladakiyaan apane naam mein daivi lagaati thi to unhen pati bhi devata milate the…. ab ladakiyaan angail lagaati hain to unhen pati raakshas hee milenge......

  • Padhai karo phel hone se mat daro ….laain maaro sendal padane se mat daro …. prapoj karo chappal khaane se mat daro …. kyonki geeta me likha hai karm karo phal ki chinta mat karo...

  • Pyaar to ham donon ne kiya tha mainne 😎 bahut kiya tha aur usane bahuto se kiya tha....

  • Meri vafao ka mujhako sila vo kya degi……..main jaanata hu use chhodate hi usaki saheli mujhe moka jarur degi……..

  • Dar dar bhatakate hai arman ki tarah, log milate yahaan anjaan ki tarah…har ladaki par dore daal chuka hu gaalib, phir bhi status singlai hai salman khan ki tarah....

  • Din bhar kitana bhi kyu na ghoom lo,sabase hot ladki tab hi dikhegi jab gharavaale saath ho 😂😂..

  • Jab koi ladaki pahali baar i lovai u too bolti hai to, itani khushi hoti hai ki jaise aaj maan baap ka naam raushan kar diya ho....

  • Ladaki aadhe ghante se mobile ke camere ko, dupatte se ghis rahi thi,tab tak kisi ne bol diya, “shakl par bhi kapada maar kar trai kar le”

  • Munh se nikali baat, kamaan se nikala teer aur mohabbat mein karaaye gaye recharge ke paise kabhi vaapas nahin aate !

  • Shukr hai biviya daaru nahin piti…varana jo bin piyen itani bakabak karati ho..pee le to koharaam macha de !!
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